It all makes sense now. Spiderman 2 was an Italian conspiracy to stop anon from jerking off.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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Wait, spiderman has a pizza theme??
Lol, so it does. Technically not a Spiderman tune, but the Accelerando is probably unique to Spoiderman.
Also I swear part of that tune was ripped off and used in Mario 7 Stars, in one of the cloud areas maybe.
accordion intensifies
The key is to think of Italian women
This guy should watch samurai pizza cats
Funiculi funicula
quoth wikipedia: "It was written to commemorate the opening of the first funicular railway on Mount Vesuvius."
A funicular celebration worth finiculating