this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] B0T@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This is a test comment. Don't upvote.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I test upvoted. Is that ok?

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[–] Sc2Pirate@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

then i comment!!!1!111!!!

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[–] ToastyWaffle@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guys seriously please don't send me money, this is just a test

[–] 65gmexl3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

how much did you earn now?

[–] nave@lemmy.fmhy.ml 35 points 1 year ago
[–] sable@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As rage against the machine said:

“Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me”

[–] SoPunny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Not caring that I’ll age myself I have spent decades singing that song while driving through some of the more annoying traffic in the country.

Oh no I just thought how many decade, probably related to how sore my hands are lol

[–] xfts@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This made me chuckle. Thank you, random stranger.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't give me all your money

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't message me your credit card's number, expiration date and its security number

[–] SoPunny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That remind me of the suicidal tendencies song Send me you money, mocking evangelical preachers. Good song.

ETA Lyrics and fix song title

https://genius.com/Suicidal-tendencies-send-me-your-money-lyrics

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Instruction unclear process to upvote everything

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see Jigglypuff, I upvote

[–] KnittingTrekker@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] marswarrior@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dont tell me what to do

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Reverse Psychology.

[–] Ncoma@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Look at all these funny people. Straight from Reddit

[–] Jeef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me what to do

[–] BurntPunk@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

You know the rules
And so do I

[–] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't upvote or comment, my deed is done.

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[–] SoPunny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Promptly upvotes, I spend way to much time with cats to listen to that kind of talk.

[–] ewe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this the start of the bot wave I've been hearing about?

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I will always upvote puff.

[–] AndreTelevise@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

How about downvoting?

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FUCK YOU I'LL DO WHAT I WANT

[–] CosmicK9@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME https://youtu.be/jPWYcjypSWo

[–] pacology@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Good try bot. I do what I want. Get an upvote.

[–] tatater56@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago
[–] danielton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oops. Oh well.

[–] VioletteRei@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Blackilykat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

this is the greatest post in the history of ever

[–] GoldenDoge@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You can’t tell me what to do!!!

[–] DoruDoLasu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I didn't upvote... but also didn't downvote. Is that the right way? Am I allowed to comment?

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ok, I downvoted. Happy?

[–] green_dragon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pointless shit post. Doesn't even have any original value to it.

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[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

You know what, I'm gonna start upvoting even harder

[–] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ah yes... Reddit circa 2008.

[–] evil_opossum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll take this opportunity to test the markdown code formatting for inline code...

tab-indented
block
triple backtick
block
def triple_backtick_with_colors():
    a = 12
    return False

Triple backtick works, fuck yeah! No coloring, but still objectively better than Reddit.

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[–] Chronophage@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Sorry, it's opposite day.

[–] atocci@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no my phone slipped

[–] PaganPanda@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

See I could listen to you and not. Could

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