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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It’s even worse, it’s Austrian culture.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Austrians are just Germans pretending to be civilized.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As old joke goes: The most important historical success of Austria was to convince everyone that Hitler was German and Beethoven Austrian.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep funnily enough gunther is also from upper Austria

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The crappy joke I came up with is: If the devil had to name his asshole he’d call it Vienna

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Mozart was Austrian though, born in Salzburg, even though Salzburg was only incorporated to Austria after his death, but it was always more tied to Austria than Germany.

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True, but I think the fact that Salzburg was technically a different polity than the archduchy of Austria is what the saying refers to. I might be misremembering it and it might actually be Beethoven thoughedgeworth-shrug

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well Mozart himself probably did consider himself German in broader and probably rather cultural sense, especially that he lived before the rise of modern idea of nation when that question was redefined to what we mean today. Not to mention Austria was always somewhat peculiar about it too.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If I had to generalise it I’d say we’re a weird mix of eastern europeans pretending to be Germans

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

So theyre just germans?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Victoria 3 rules: if you can form Germany, you're Germany.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol not beating the tiki torch whites accusations.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

To be fair fackelzuege are a thing the left also does in this part of the world.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Oh, I'm never fair to Nazis.

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this part of the world.

Russia?

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah Edit: But honestly they might do them there as well.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

WTF are they going to do? Throw bodies at Russian artillery right before winter?

Wrong way lads

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Westoids have been like this about Russia for over a century and then wonder why Russia has never liked them

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

pictured here: defeated and humiliated NATO SS-Sonderkommando, leading the formal withdrawal from st. basils towards an abandoned quarry to be permanently demobilized.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ll never forgive tech bros for giving the cringiest idiots on the planet the tools to create cringe on a level never thought possible. Our eyes did not evolve for this, we were not meant to see this kind of cringe. We haven’t had time to adapt!

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was expecting them to light the nazi rags on fire ngl

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah same. Probably didn't want people to breath the Hitler fumes

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's apocryphal but in one of the episodes of Soviet Storm (Russian Great Patriotic War documentary series, you can find an English dub on YouTube) they claimed that they gave gloves to the men carrying the Nazi banners since they didn't want to touch the hitlerite rags lmao

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

No, it is correct, you can actually see it in photos.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Just need the white hoods to complete the picture

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Pictured: Some very fine people a-little-trolling

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love how this loser is a celebrity here.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's just so unhinged that it becomes super funny.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 months ago

It is, it's really fucking funny. Every post I see of him is bound to be a banger, and they always are.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Peak gunther moment

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Intimidating your geopolitical opponent with awkward AI generated images of soldiers. Allow me to inarticulately mumble about Guy Debord.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck, Gunther got his hands on the AI slop generators. Does this mean he will stop hand making balkanisation maps?

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Finally we have arived at dark Gunther!

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago

We were warned when boomers starting using facebook, but we didn't listen. We had a chance to ban them from the internet before it rots their brains. Now look at them, all using the AI slop generators.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

This ain't it chief!!