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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 153 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, well played

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

Bravo

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is gold

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd rather say it's pyrite

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 34 points 3 weeks ago

I'm with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite:

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