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You heard it here first: you should only fear the market once it becomes a bazinga-imperative robot god. Before then, lazy women keep the worst excesses of the market in check, which Grimes claims is a good if temporary thing... i think? morshupls

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

yeah it's crazy how "fast" things change. everybody wants pizza at the party and the pizza shows up, but everybody who eats it throws up and says somebody took a shit on it.

now, just hours later, the number of people at the party trying the pizza is down 10%.

truly, this is the end of pizza.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Following this down the road, cause this sorta rambling is my bag.

Capital goes full Matrix and grows us in birthtanks with our brains plugged into n-dimensional adspace, and this is cheaper than people fucking somehow. The Matrix crashes itself in a market bubble after every uploaded tech-broverlord begins chasing faster turn around and cheaper production by skipping on QA. The last generation of humans is born with only the ability to imagine a single NFT.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

wow she read Huxley.

[–] Venat@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

ohey welcome back UlyssesT

(formerly Zodiark)

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I heard that grimes drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

She said she got an 'A' on her Edgar Allen Poe paper and is a scrabble master.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

she's had elon musk's baby so surely her opinion must be worth something, right?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

is there a literary equivalent of someone who just talks to hear themselves talk? That seems to sum up Grimes with her posts.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hi hey quick question, how do we do this infinite growth on a finite planet?

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

We colonize space where resources are notoriously abundant and easy to access.

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

What is a grimes

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Thanks for merking Kissinger @UlyssesT we have missed you!

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Dworkin-Land Maxxing

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