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Uncooked beans (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 months ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] aport@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I did not know this. Thanks for the life tip!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

You saved my day

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only dry bean I know is safe to eat are peanuts.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peanuts are beans?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 months ago

They are legumes, yes.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

But then they lose their crunch.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, the idea is to cook them first, so I still don't understand the meme. I saw the pic and thought of soup mix. Yum! 30 minutes in a pressure cooker will do them nicely.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

It happened to me recently where I ate like 15 red kidney beans before reading it was toxic (I really liked the taste) and my stomach definetly felt tight but no vomitting and just a slight nausea. Wouldnt do it again

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We've bean here before.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Glorious, wasn't it?

Beats all the JD trump spam, at least

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peas tell me what the joke is. I have bean very confused.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get used to it fella. We have a seasonal madness that previously included beans, poop posts (not quite the knife kind), and AI jeans images.

Not sure where we'll head next, but I'm looking forward to it

[–] WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why I'm here.

[–] BlackJerseyGiant@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 months ago

This is, at best, half baked, and it's left me raw.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Um, looks tasty but am I missing something?

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I love beans

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can plant all of those.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no u

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I've thought about doing that with a mixed bean bag. Its called chaos gardening.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

Funny beans

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I used to have this exact uncooked bean mix as materials to play with in my toy bin. I used to put it in trucks