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I'm still mad that you DORKS think that bigfoot is sexier than mothman (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

My true love should be about 6 to 8 feet tall, pitch black, fuzzy, must hate bridges

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

What about the Flatwoods Monster? She's a cutie

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Jersey Devil enjoyers rn: juche-tears

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

You know what they say about big feet...big heart.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Neither of those are Nessie.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You just haven't met the right gnome

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Gnomes are are absolute terrors. I've gone down the gnome paranormal rabbithole on youtube.

[–] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

(extreme CW for horrible nightmare shlong)

i think mothman is very attractive and has a lot going for him, and i hate to body shame but if he has the fuzzy balloon animal dick we might have a problem

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Can I upvote just the content warning on this.

Sheesh.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I do love the fact that there is fan fiction about large monsters of which there are fewer than a dozen actual sighting stories. Like everything about 'sad broody mothman' is literally based off of one sighting at a distance where it appeared to be hunched over a roof line, and the woman said that it 'seemed sad'. Was it sad? Who knows? I don't care, I have a big broody monster goth bf fetish to indulge.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

large broody monster bf is a whole genre

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm a fan of the Grafton Monster, no head, no thoughts, just pure vibes blob-no-thoughts

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

People please! Clearly the hodag is the most fuckable cryptid, followed closely by mokele-mbembe!