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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 126 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They actually joke about it in the show, screaming "Aah, a crocodile", and it's just some woman working there. Same with the director being a lion, I believe.

The exhibit has turtles and penguins.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago

And butterflies! There's also butterflies.

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are all the characters Mammals? Is it a zootopia situation?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Crocodiles are reptiles, right?

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Ooo good point!

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hmmm...

Kinky furries in cages maybe?

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A perfect place to bring a group of schoolchildren for a day out

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

It's like DARE but for becoming furries. Makes sense to me.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why

why did you have to bring this up

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

yiffit.net

Yeah, that tracks

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Bromine@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In this show, Santa Claus is Human.

My theory is that though humans died out, evolution carried on with other animals leading to the shows cast of human-like characters. But then there is still Santa Claus.

Additionally, vampires exist and are canon. Their teacher is one of them.

[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Queen Elizabeth is/was also Human implying she too is an immortal magical being

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 25 points 3 months ago

Fungi. To keep fungi from creeping up to the animal and eat them.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 months ago
[–] uis@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Capitalists

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago

Child immigrants?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago
[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Participants of the Hunger Games before legalized gambling enticed then civilized the citizens of Panem

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Soylents is golden