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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Pink champagne on ice...

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Imagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it's at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Descending like Zeus from Olympus to take a shit.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wealth was wasted on the boomer.

[–] Syldon 6 points 1 year ago

Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars! Gotta keep those Culture wars going.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Drawing words and pictures in those carpets is fun though

[–] raven@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks cozy in every way except there's something about a bedroom being too big that makes me feel uncomfortably exposed.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet there's glitter in that popcorn ceiling.

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Mesothelioma... with style!

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

In the preview this looked like a pool

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

That bed with its little podium wastes so much space that I'm not even upset. It is genuinely impressive.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.

[–] SomeoneElseMod 7 points 1 year ago

What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Imagine the smell

[–] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bed stairs kinda give me a nice vibe though.

[–] Acester47@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the steps on everything are gonna make getting up to use the restroom in the middle of the night a real ordeal.

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[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can literally hear the 80’s porn music right now… haha

[–] FatLegTed 5 points 1 year ago

Adopts sultry female voice, 'Mmmm, das ist schöne.'

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