The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.
I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.
It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.
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Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.
Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.
Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.
In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?
I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.
Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.
As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.
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Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?
Like what the fuck were they thinking?
All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.
Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.
Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.
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Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.
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The semi-transparent toilet curtain in direct view of the bed is such an uncomfortable choice.
It would be a true throne if it was 90 deg rotated so you could face the room.
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This room fucks.
Things we should bring back: conversation pits, avocado colored appliances
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I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s "chic"!
Let's also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!
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I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?
It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.
Depends on how much space is there, everyone can place their stuff where he or she wants them around the sink.
Bonus: Everyones' dirt is their own. His beard stubbles are never in her sink, and whatever she combed out of her hair does not clog his.
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It has a shagging mirror as well. Glorious.
This is not a room for regular couples.
Everything is in sight so the hooker can't steal your wallet.
You just know tons of sex has been had in this room. The mirrors, the jacuzzi, the GREEN SHAG CARPET. Chef's kiss
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There's a mirror on the ceiling?? 😲
This community is only a month old and this is our second mirrored ceiling!
Yeah it's so you can see another angle during sex.
Yeah, what's not to like? This is someone's fuck lounge and they knew what they wanted (although the carpet by the jacuzzi is horrible).
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The magical era between the invention of color, and principles to using the color wheel.
That had better be a waterbed. It looks like it.
It has a distinctive lack of pastel tropical fauna wall paper to make my top ten, but it makes it pretty high on the list.
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This is gaudy af, but if I bought this house, it would keep it as is.
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