"The damn kids these days are too good. Not enough people are dying" Stated a Gen X doctor on their smoke break.
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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Scotland have sorted out their corpse shortage once, I am sure they can do it again.
Deepfried Mars bars are now a law enforced tri-daily requirement.
There's this fella that owns a golf course in Scotland. Just recently he was one inch away from being available. People say he'd be the best cadaver. I think he's the best candidate for it.
Paging Mr Burke & Mr Hare.
The Human Resources team.
There’s a Mr Hyde on the line, says he can help….
I like that that article has as one of its first sections "How do you donate your body to science?".
Am I the only one that thinks the way that headline is worded makes it sound slightly menacing?
I had to read it a few times as my brain went straight to “stiff going to put the willies up Scottish medical students”.
Am I the only one that thinks the way that headline is worded makes it sound slightly menacing?
Oh, they knew.
Hey with all the anti-trans shit going on we'll no doubt have a surplus of corpses soon. Silver lining. /s