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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To skip rocks across the surface of placid waters; this is the sixty-eighth form of liberalism.

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the chairman to reveal the next one

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To wash the surface of the flaccid penis; this is the sixty-ninth form of liberalism

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

le sex number gottem

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if they form stacks of rocks 🙁

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

They may accidentally stack underwater

[–] nathanfieldertulpa@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

yes. those rocks belong to outdoor cats

[–] booty@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Might actually be worse than kicking puppies, believe it or not

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Literally an imperialist.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Only if you make it skip less than 3 times like a weak loser.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

What are the power dynamics between the rocks and the water?

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

“Go skip rocks” was the “go touch grass” for millennia

[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

After you skip them you have to jump in the water and place them back where you found them.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

bad as fuck folk

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Of course it’s bad! This opinion has nothing to do with my being unable to skip rocks more than three times kiryu-slam

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Only if you do it in order to score points in an unrelated argument

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People who skip rocks disgust me.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly? It's one of my favourite things to do

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

yeah which is why i eat every flat rock i can find

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

i think they can kill birds, so better not skip them

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Yes, because it's bourgeoisie decadence.

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I not only skip rocks, my dogs chase after them! hahaha

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago

No, you shouldn't skip water with this heat.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

No, and neither is stacking them.