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One of the most problematic parts of this horrible game is the ability for players to upload their own "skins" – essentially, each player can create a character for themselves in simple photo editing apps such as photoshop. This means that the selection of characters is limited only by the players' imaginations. On the surface, this seems to be a positive of the game, but it turns out that it is not.

This unlimited customization dangerously blurs the boundaries of gender and sex, and, especially considering the predominantly young player base of Minecraft, can be very confusing in terms of gender. One of these confused young people is my son, now 21 years old, who, it turns out, had been using the default "girl" skin of Minecraft, often shown in marketing alongside a more fitting masculine character. While this is not concerning on its own, having done so since the age of 11 will surely have contributed to his gender confusion.

Ever technically minded, my son set up a multiplayer server to play with his boyfriend when they were 14 years old and just started dating. Unfortunately, due to Minecraft's neglectful failure to include any filters or safeguards against dangerous and confusing ideological statements, it served as a funnel for the two of them to encourage each other in their "transitions." Yes, that's right – my son's boyfriend is also gender confused. What's worse is that these two, who are perhaps the worst possible people for each other, are engaged to get married in a "lesbian" wedding later this fall. I, of course, was not invited. Heaven forbid I try to save my son from his horrible confusion.

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[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rosa-salute to our posters in the front lines

I didn't start playing characters that didn't align with my birth-assigned gender until I came out so shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, that's right my ~~son's~~ daughter's ~~boyfriend~~ girlfriend is also ~~gender confused~~ trans. What's worse is that these two, who are perhaps the ~~worst~~ best possible people for each other, are engaged to get married in a "lesbian" wedding later this fall.t4t I, of course, was not invited.farquaad-point bridget-pride-stay-mad Heaven forbid I try to ~~save~~ remove my ~~son~~ daughter from ~~his~~ her ~~horrible confusion~~ happy life.

In short, stfu-terf

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

good lord i don't think i've ever posted that many Ls on the internet before. what a miserable person. i hope they get even sadder

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I played Bayonetta once and this is what I look like now:
long-corbyn

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Corbmaxxing

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually a very sweet story about a young transbian and her t4t girlfriend discovering themselves and finding love and acceptance online in secret from an unsupportive family

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

As told by an unreliable narrator

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was transed by Professor Oak asking me if I was a boy or a girl in Pokemon.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Rebranding "videogame violence is responsible for all the things we dislike" to "videogames including women as a character option is responsible for my child becoming trans".

I, of course, was not invited. Heaven forbid I try to save my son from his horrible confusion.

Get fucked.

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This unlimited customization dangerously blurs the boundaries of gender and sex

In other words, “I want gender and sex to be the same thing, but I can’t unlearn that they’re different. And instead of accepting that fact, I’ve decided to be a huge a-hole.”

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing worse for a transphobe than gender being malleable despite them very much wishing that was not the case is "biological" sex being malleable as well.

[–] rayne@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

um hey frog FrogPog

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

His "son" sounds like a transfem stereotype it's so obvious she's trans. And t4t, I'm so sorry these girls had to grow up around this dude.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The website is really fucking funny. The goofy acronym name and the fact that it has an entire category just titled SONS just makes it seem like something out a comedy

Also, as much as he tries to pin the blame for his child turning out trans on Minecraft and the ability to freely customise your avatar, the author gives the game away entirely here

This means that the selection of characters is limited only by the players' imaginations

My dude, the "gender confusion" was coming from inside the house all along

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I, of course, was not invited.

data-laughing

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Poor daughter, imagine having such a terrible parent.

Also to answer your question, back in my day you didn't get to choose your gender in many video games, so I don't know.

Edit: missgendered by mistake, sorry. Fixed.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Daughter* both the daughter and her gf are going to get married and she didn't invite her deadbeat transphobic parents.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Sounded like the mom was invited.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a transphobic rant and you can safely assume they're misgendering their daughter

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Half asleep mistake, thanks for catching that. Edited.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

First blames the game for being single player, "if only she had played with the chuds online they would have shamed them into never coming out of the closet". Then says their daughter did set up a multiplayer server but because the game has no moderation (a complete misunderstanding of the game's infrastructure and how such a task could even be accomplished short of banning all chat directly, which wouldn't even work because out of game chat and voice clients still exist) and now "oh no the trans activists were waiting for a random Minecraft server with innocent child to pollute their minds with the thrill becoming a woman, and no I never supervised their play sessions, I was busy watching my own shows".

The whole thing screams the child is my property how dare it make decisions that I disagree with for their best interest. No I will not even talk to my child about what their going through they should just suck it up and get over it like we did in my day.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just the idea that video games ought to limit your character's gender to the player's actual gender is so unhinged. I'm a cis man, and I often play female characters in RPGs. It has not transed me, and it has nothing to do with wanting to be a woman in real life. I just like playing different characters (and frequently the female voice actor in things like Bioware games is just way better).

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I flop around depending on what game it is but I generally play a woman 60% of the time, if there's also an option for a short race like gnomes then that's absolutely going to be my plate wearing 2h axe character.

[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

I've basically played female characters in every game where I could ever since I saw an image of a female wood elf in the Morrowind instruction booklet at age eleven. Still straight, still cis.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Back in my day it was simple. You were just a warrior, mage, or rogue. That is all it was. There was none of this multi-classing stuff.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Spell swords are an abomination before God.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Look everyone goes through a phase where they think a cantrip or two would be fun. It is, but you gotta come back to reality after you know. You have to grow up and do what society demands at some point.

[–] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I'm not a spell sword! I'm a wizard! And it isn't a phase!

TESTICULAR TORSION!!!

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[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That article is easily the funniest PITT has ever posted, I'm glad someone posted it here for all of us to laugh at collectively!

Here's another fun fact about PITT ("Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans", very funny acronym): about two years ago they decided they wanted their Wednesday posts to all come from detransitioners. That worked for maybe a month, but clearly they massively overestimated how many detransitioners would be willing to write shitty transphobic articles for their shitty transphobic newsletter. For another month or two Wednesdays just didn't have posts, until one Wednesday it was a normal post from another shitty parent and that's what it's been since. They just quietly dropped Detransitioner Wednesdays because they couldn't find people to write them. So funny.

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[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no mentions of New Vegas

Are they even trans or what

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was “gay” in high school, but used a girl from a yuri anime to represent myself a lot online at the time (my then bf used the character’s love interest it was a whole cringe/cute thing) and one of my friends asked if I was trans because of it and I was like “lol no it’s just a thing”

Anyway, like a week later I was playing RuneScape and the quest where you have to change your gender at the makeover mage to beat a puzzle and I started to feel weird when all the npcs would call you “miss” or “girl” so I messages my friend like “actually maybe”

and that’s how video games and anime transed my gender

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

What gives a parent the right to "save" their adult children from so-called "confusion"? I hate that controlling nature. Good that the author wasn't invited, what a shitstain of a human.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Oh wait this is real lmao. I gotta come back to this after work

[–] D61@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Somebody's parents could use a bit Minecrafting. fidel-bat

[–] stalin_but_trans@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i was transed by the show k-on and im only half kidding, it also made me start playing guitar

[–] roux@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

This is funny because I have a friend who I've known since before she transitioned and she was real big into k-on too. Instead of guitar though she became a Rust developer.

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

where are the people talking about the dangerous shows on television indoctrincating our children to pick up the guitar????

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I like the implication that, instead of unlimited customization, you must tell someone your correct gender. And no, you can't just tell the game what you want, so it would have to be some gender authority who over sees bibio games who then offers you a limited selection of customization.

It would also presumably be the same person who checks children's genitals before they're allowed to play sports in elementary school just in case the woke mind virus tries to corrupt the purity of competition of 4th grade wrestling.

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This unlimited customization dangerously blurs the boundaries of gender and sex, and, especially considering the predominantly young player base of Minecraft, can be very confusing in terms of gender. One of these confused young people is my son, now 21 years old, who, it turns out, had been using the default "girl" skin of Minecraft, often shown in marketing alongside a more fitting masculine character. While this is not concerning on its own, having done so since the age of 11 will surely have contributed to his gender confusion.

Most games have some form of gender customization/selection at this point. How are you supposed to stop someone from choosing an "incorrect" gender? By requiring a genital scan or something?

Also the "girl" skin is pretty clearly intended to be gender-neutral and is based on a real-life man.

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[–] Pisha@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Once again Substack provides space and publicity for the meanest kind of Internet bigotry. I don't know why anyone would want their writings to appear next to this trash.

Ice cream causes polio

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I, of course, was not invited

Gee I wonder why

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I forget how I realized I was trans tbh oh-shit

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Little did we know, this seemingly innocent game was a gateway drug to cross-sex hormones, wrong-gender pronouns, and a replaced name.

Fucking tagline honestly, I mean I wish I could write a bit this good agony-acid

[–] somename@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I had way too many brain worms set into myself by society, so I actually hard avoided the female player character stereotype, among other things. Didn’t want to be weird, and I definitely didn’t want to show or validate any repressed fears, was VeryNormal in avoiding it.

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is some Rod Dreher shit, what a melt.

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[–] Facky@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I remember reading an article a long time ago about what they called "cross-gaming", playing as the opposite gender in a video game. It said that it may be an indication of " transgenderism".

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