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No chance. He's going to get a last minute illness an awful lot over the next few months if he's staying in the race.
Lets gooo, he may actually die before the election
PLEASE! PLEASE, COVID-19, DO SOMETHING GREAT! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
After so many ghouls getting it and none actually croaking i'm not very hopeful.
Joe: Assad must go
IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE JOEVER
joevid
who cares lmao tons of ppl have covid right now
reminder that pavolxidwhatever is like $1700 for normies
Damn incredible you got to this before me lol
I'm paying the mods to delete every post prior to mine.
Imagine your biggest victory being ending the pandemic and then getting COVID during your reelection campaign.
He's had covid more times than Trump lol
*edit: He didn't get it his wife did, I thought he did too. So him and Trump are both 1:1
Joe Biden? More like Cov Byethen.
Ahem.
Standing on the shoulder of giants Mac!
C'mon Joey B you can't go out like that. If you're gonna die as a consequence of your own policy failure, let netanyahu put you in a choke hold or something
Comrade COVID please
How many official infections does that make for him now?
Thats it. I'm joining the war against covid. On the side of covid.