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Liberals not being total losers challenge (difficulty: impossible)

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For nearly the entire year:MAGA, PROJECT 2025, THE END OF DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW ITblob-on-fire

One Big Wet Boy gets shot at: We're all MAGAliberalism

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, Republicans might stop referring to the current President as a ‘criminal’. Election results could be respected. Attempts to imprison political opponents could be wound down.

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot idiot idiot idiotidiotidiotidiotidiotidiot IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT.

[–] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

deeply unserious

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago

"If I'm nice enough to Lucy, she might actually let me kick the football this time." -Charlie Brown

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In bad country when evil dictator gets hurt the entire population even the opposition get scared of death so they support him yeonmi-park

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump is LITERALLY the kind of tyrant the founding fathers said needed to be killed to water the tree of liberty and what do cuckold americans do? They bow before him and kiss his toes because they're afraid their next when he gets into power. A nation of cowards and murderers who'd rather take out their suburban psychosis on school children they shoot rather than the man who's oppressing them.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

He's an ordinary American president, no point in pretending that other presidents were somehow better.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

liberals cannot stop tripping over themselves in their haste to mend fences with fascists

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you gotta mend your own fence. Who else will do it?

same-picture

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

lmao true, i guess it's more like the lib parents trying to mend the fence their adult nazi son kicked over in a fit of pique

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[being crowded onto a train car at gunpoint] There's some mistake, I called you "brave" on twitter!

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Another case of

frothingfash YOUR GOING TO THE CAMPS

maybe-later-honey (chuckles) Heh, *you're

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 3 months ago

This is how the libs start putting totenkopfs on their cars.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 months ago

Lmao my response is "I'm sorry he missed"

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

If we are polite to Trump he will respect us! so-true

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

I-was-saying

...I'm not MAGA today.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Speak for yourself, limey england-cool

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Cursed dril

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Republicans might stop referring to the current President as a ‘criminal’. Election results could be respected.

And everybody could cheer!

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm MAGA

Make Amerikkka Gone Already

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

remember when we were all predicting that libs would rehabilitate trump within 10 years of his presidency? Well they've decided to speedrun that whole process and just do it before his 2nd term. In the name of the ongoing civility circle jerk. they've pulled all ads for joe's campaign. they're trying to get joe to step down. they're saying how sad they are that trump's ear got hurt, and despite the fact that he is "a threat to our democracy and a convicted felon" all political differences must be put aside so he can get back in the white house, pardon himself with his supreme court powers, and continue genociding palestinian children. My favorite moment from Trump's first term had to be when he said "America will never be a socialist country" and every single Democrat clapped. That really shows you the total unity of the bourgeoisie in continuing to keep their boot on the neck of the working class. Anyway. He's a good guy and we have to forgive him. liberalism

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago
[–] RedCheer@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago

One Team, United, against the people.