So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?
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Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?
It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose...
"Excuse me..."
This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.
I swear, I saw a video on this…
El Mao
Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!
"Hey where did our tent go?"
Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly
"No idea."
A classic
I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…
It's that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.
Gotta make sure it smells right.
For Science!!!
Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/6rZxa3XGcF8
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Pipebot sucks, I just use ReVanced YouTube and live happily
Only for Android, there Vivaldi has inbuild a own client. A desktop client for PC is eg FreeTube. But it's a question of little time that front-ends will work in YT, there are more and more vids which are blocked in any front end. What is urgently missing is a real alternative to YT that today unfortunately does not exist 🤬
@PipedLinkBot the link doesn't work, video doesn't strat
I think it's a bug. I tried watching something a few hours ago and it also wouldn't start. There's a bunch of CORS errors in the console. It also won't play on my phone either. I'm using Firefox on both, so it's kind ironic that the "privacy-respecting" frontend won't work on the (relatively) more privacy-respecting browser.
Yeah I seen other saying piped doesn't work anymore. Don't know when it will be updated.
I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?