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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
 
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Roger couldn't remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I like this one.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

This was just on socials with the tag:

He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space

[–] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 4 months ago

I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Chasing pipe dreams

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.

I just want to be a dancer...

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

“Hold your breath”

“Kick your legs”

“Tuck your elbows into your chest”

“I think I can win this thing!”

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

[–] Prinny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Today is the last day they'll make me sort stuff. They won't be needing these!

[–] starlord@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Repeatedly asking "Why would I lie?" really makes it seem like he's lying, lol. I wouldn't have even considered it if hadn't brought it up.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls

[–] twistypencil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.

[–] CiPhr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Birth control in ancient times.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Human, I don't need this. Take it back.

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!