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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 170 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

In a town in Ohio I used to live in, the answer was 50. There is a law on the books that says its a misdemeanor to lap over 50 times in a day.

Edit: I was slightly wrong - its 100 times in a single session. Source: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/ohio/crazy-laws-part-2-oh/

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In a day? These laps don't have to be consecutive for it to be illegal?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

50 nonconsecutive laps in a day isn't even that much, tbh.

As a cabbie, I could drive 25 fares a day, and if I go back to my station after the fare, then I'd drive one lap while driving the customer home and another while going back myself.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was thinking, anyone who drives for their job could easily be crossing the same traffic circle dozens of times a day. That would be against the law?

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Spirit vs intention of law, they wouldn’t be ticketing people who do it for work, it would be for people like OP who have nothing better than be a “menace”.

I’ve thought about getting a few dozen people and just going in a loop around a couple of blocks screwing over the traffic circle. So yeah the laws probably because someone actually decided to do it.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I think you mean spirit vs letter of the law, but yeah, any time you count on cops or courts honoring the 'spirit of the law' you're probably gonna get burned.

Of course with this law nobody is gonna get burned unless they are actually doing laps. Cops don't have time to be counting how many times you went through a traffic circle in a day, they've got people and dogs to kill.

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 20 points 4 months ago

So, start a few minutes before midnight, get in 50 laps, then 50 the next day.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

So what you're saying is you can do 49 donuts around it and it's perfectly legal. Cops love donuts so I'm sure I'm 100% correct

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would love to get a source on this. I tried but couldn't find anything. That's hilarious if true.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Realistically, however long it took for someone else to notice you were doing it and call them.

Source: had the cops called on my friends and I multiple times for having foam sword fights in parking lots at college. Apparently people from a distance thought actual fighting was going on. Not sure if that's a testament to our acting or their poor eye sight.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tbh how often do you see someone sword dueling lol

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Every. Fucking. Day. Honestly, being the Highlander is exhausting.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I wonder this like once a year

Also, advanced mode might be the cloverloop

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone would notice on the cloverloop.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Advanced for both you AND the cops!

Some cops do like sitting on exits to hide with their radar guns 😒 obviously better than sitting on the shoulder though. Imagine having kids at home and risking your life while already having a dangerous job. Pulling people over on the shoulder instead of taking them to the next exit is the worst.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did two full loops once while I was learning to drive. I wasn't confident enough to merge over without a lot more room than the people around me were willing to part with, so I just stayed in the lane, took the next ramp and cycled through.
Then it happened again.

Fortunately it was my dad and not like, an instructor who could grade me or something.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’ve frequently reminded my teens that it’s no big deal to go around again, no big deal to miss a turn. A panic move at a missed turn is usually a bad idea.

— also, I recommended GPS even in familiar territory. Sure, you need to be able to get around without that dependency, but no matter where you are, GPS will almost instantly calculate an alternate, safe route. Don’t worry about missing that turn, let gps help

[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My dad and I used to do this for fun back in the 90s 😂

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imma do this with my son, right now in 2024.

Thanks, now my weekend is fully booked.

[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I lost my dad to cancer when I was 30 but now I have a son that is 9 months old and I will definitely be keeping the tradition alive!

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've wanted to do a full 4 leaf clover before. But unfortunately the one my by house in college was just a 2 leaf on the northbound side. The southbound side was regular ramps.

I did take the two leaves in one go though. I was headed out and after I got on the first loop I realized I forgot something at home, so I stayed on and took the second loop to go back and pick it up.

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[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

In about 1968, my dad drove round the roundabout in front of Buckingham Palace so us kids could get a better gander at the palace.

We got pulled over by a Bobby on the third circuit, and I kid you not, his first question was 'What's going on here, then?' We were told if we wanted a better look, we would have to park the car and walk - like everyone else. The answer to the question is 3.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Well the answer now is 0. That round about isn't a roundabout anymore.

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 34 points 4 months ago

Look Kids! Parliament, Big Ben!! -Clark Griswold

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In Australia I was picked up for going around four times. They were watching from the start and threatened me with a reckless driving charge.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure that the law in Aus is 7 times, but let's be real if it's more than 3 times you're either lost as shit, don't know how roundabouts work at all or just fucking around.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

It's your own private NASCAR track

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

An elderly couple got stuck on the M25 and needed to be rescued and treated for dehydration. That's kind of a roundabout. It was ages ago.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it really depends on the size of the roundabout. I'd say it would be 5 laps of a mini-roundabout before people started noticing. But if it's a large motorway junction roundabout or even the M25, nobody might ever notice...

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[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

My friend came to visit me in Boston. He's a bit skittish and dramatic. He was driving and came upon a rotary. He kept repeating "what is this?" before we entered onto it. I was explaining to him that he literally just had to get out at the first exit so he didn't even really need to get onto it, just turn right, but he just saw an opening and pulled in.

Immediately he went to the center and just kept circling around it screaming. I was trying to calm him down, but I was laughing too hard. We had to have gone around 5 times before he got his shit together and just exited his first chance. I drove around the long way so he didn't have to go in again. But the thought of getting pulled over did cross my mind.

[–] spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

The is SO MUCH WORSE about driving in Boston than a rotary wtf

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can’t really answer without specifying direction of travel.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

in Poland there is no legal limit, so if you fancy spinning around come visit!

[–] efstajas@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I doubt it'd take long before they try to stop you on different grounds like impeding traffic or public nuisance or whatever

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

then don't go spinning in a city, pick a village or a small town and go wild, it'll take them a while to notice and a longer while yet to bother stopping you, and chances are (with village police) they'd first sit down and watch for an hour or so. Adding it all up I'd say you're looking at at least 8h of spinning. In the end you'll just be told to stop since it's 100% legal or you could pioneer a new law in Poland! exciting

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago

If it's a busy one, would anyone even notice? Most people just get in and get out without even making a full circle. I think you'd be virtually anonymous.

Unless someone else was riding the same roundabout for fun. Then you could invent little games to play with them

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[–] msantossilva@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

24 hours of Le rond-point

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

In Spain the answer is 3. It was a question in the driving test. Idk if it's a europe-wide rule though.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I had an uncle who nearly tested this theory.

I hope he gets his license pulled soon.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bullshit cruising or loitering ordinances that should have never been passed would probably be the excuse cops use in many areas

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

I feel like that could be lowered to like 3.

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