cordlesslamp

joined 1 year ago
[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 59 minutes ago

Has anyone noticed there's little to non micropenis pornography?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

you're absolutely right. I searched it before making that comment and there's one random dude who did exactly that, he even wondered himself if anyone has ever done that.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago (9 children)

But pedaling on a treadmill make you fall over.

What the hell?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

What the fuck kind of name is "Mobile Legends Bang Bang"? It's like they give it a whole 5 seconds to come up with that name. It's like they don't even care.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

we invented wifi for this exact reason, dude. Wifi 6E can easily break 1gbps.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

please name the game.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 28 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I'm driving an EV and I would like to prove you wrong.

I was making tea in a teapot, when I poured in the boiled water and closed the lid, the hot air inside expanding and making the tea overflowing through the spout. In a panic, I quickly used my finger to plug the spout in an attempt to stop the overflowing, and thus burned my finger.

My best friend of 20 years was sitting there and witnessed the whole thing. It has been years since and he's still bringing it up occasionally.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Bold of you to assume they're only into heterosexual.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well, it could happen if they're in relationships with another billionaire?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 56 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why Americans always complain about gas prices, then go ahead and choose the most inefficient vehicles?

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