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It's like the Bacon game, but funnier (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by rastro@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He asked calmly.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I was thinking "ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

dumbledore asked calmly

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am your father... you piece of shit

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love you

I know, you piece of shit

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Judge me by my size, do you, you piece of shit?

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 months ago

One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

[–] onion@feddit.de 25 points 5 months ago

It's Morbin' time you piece of shit!

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 months ago

What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses, the piece of shit

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[–] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

You're a wizard, Harry.

You piece of shit.

[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 19 points 5 months ago

You bow for no one you piece of shit

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

As you wish, you piece of shit.

[–] rastro@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

Nobody puts baby in a corner you piece of shit.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 16 points 5 months ago

I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit

[–] TedZanzibar 16 points 5 months ago

Dillon, you son of a bitch you piece of shit!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. 

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 months ago

Alright, alright, alright, alright... You piece of shit

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Shut up, you had me at hello you piece of shit.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

spoiler

You know how to whistle, don't you, you piece of shit?

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You piece of shit

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[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

"You've got mail, you piece of shit."

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 5 months ago

Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! You piece of shit

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

Hakunah matata you piece of shit

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

I AM NO MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[–] Verito@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Drill Sergeant: JESUS H. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Pvt. Pyle: SIR, A JELLY DONUT, SIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago

This is Sparta, you piece of shit

[–] dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Khaaaaannnnnn! You piece of shit

[–] Lynx@jlai.lu 6 points 5 months ago

With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 6 points 5 months ago

Hasta la Vista, you piece of shit.

[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 6 points 5 months ago
  • KHAAAAAAAAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
  • Play it, Sam, you piece of shit. (no one ever says "play it again, Sam")
  • Never tell me the odds you piece of shit!
  • I want you to hit me as hard as you can, you piece of shit.
  • Good morning Vietnam, you piece of shit!
  • I love the smell of Napalm in the morning you piece of shit!
  • You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder, for money, you piece of shit?
  • Go ahead, make my day you piece of shit.
  • Open the pod bay doors, HAL you piece of shit.
  • I am serious. And don't call me Shirley you piece of shit.
  • You're gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.

Charlton Heston Bonus Round:

  • LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
  • YOU DAMN DIRTY APES, YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
  • SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
  • You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again, you piece of shit.
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again you piece of shit.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 5 months ago

That'll do pig, you piece of shit.

[–] Heikki@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Dobby Never Meant To Kill. He Only Meant To Maim Or Seriously Injure... you piece of shit

[–] trslim@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

I am a Jedi, like my father before me you peice of shit.

[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Can I carry that for you jesus...

you piece of shit.

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard, and we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. You and me. Every day. You piece of shit.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Sloth? You're gonna live with me now. I'm gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

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