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There is a 100% chance he SA'd multiple women. Just like he learned from his scumbag dad.

You don't actually have to get onboard with every lazy chapo bit.

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[–] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nobody likes Hunter Biden. Not Liberals, not conservatives, not us. Nobody.

Just like with Trump it’s irony poisoning as a self defense mechanism because the reality of these idiots just being able to fail upwards is bleak as hell.

It’s a gag, no need to overthink it.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

I thought very little about this, trust me lol

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is a 100% chance he SA'd multiple women.

Are there any accusations of this? One of the weirder things about his saga is that many women he's been involved with actually seem to like him, and we shouldn't be tossing around serious accusations without any basis.

Obviously there are a million criticisms of his life from a leftist perspective. I think people find the "guy with substance abuse issues keeps fucking up" relatable, as many people know (or are) someone like that to varying degrees.

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

I don't think there are any SA allegations at all? I don't really follow this kind of shit very closely, but searching through headlines and all I see is some mentions of maybe charging him with sex trafficking, but nothing ever came of that.

If jokes about Hunter Biden being cool because he's such a fuck up are cringe, just randomly saying someone 100% for sure assaulted multiple women because of who his dad is? Definitely cringe.

[–] WELCOMETHRILLHO@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

So the “cool” part of this is obviously deeply ironic, but I think the bit hinges entirely on the fact that Hunter is such an extreme fuckup to the point of caricature. While I genuinely don’t know anything about him other than what was said on Chapo, I do think it’s funny that the son of a sitting president once ascribed to Liberation Theology (which is good). Also, Don Jr. would absolutely shit his pants if he was in the same room as Hunter, which would be funny.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think you might have the wrong idea. It’s a bit because we don’t think Hunter Biden is cool

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IDK why these jokes are cool to make about Trump and not Hunter when Trump's got way more blood on his hands.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know, but the bit still sucks.

[–] Teapot@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Actually the bit is very good. You're just mad that he does drugs and has sex

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beau Biden is my favorite Biden.

Because he's dead.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about the other Biden, the one Biden endorsed

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

he's aight.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

the dark brandon thing isn't cool either but here we are

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

i don't like it either. it may be a bit, but it's not a very good bit

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 months ago

He's not cool, at all. But I would vote for him over his genocide braindead fuckwit father is a heartbeat. Especially if hunter decided to roll the mullet again

[–] grey_wolf_whenever@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Sometimes people, not saying who, go way overboard mimicing chapo bits

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

do you have a link to allegations of SA or anything? i went on google and couldn't find anything

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Surely you can imagine why someone wouldn't accuse president or senator's son of SA.

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

i get that but also i think claiming there's a 100% chance he sexually assaulted someone might be overkill

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago

I mean, plenty of people accused an actual sitting president. So why not the son? People accused hunter Biden of basically every other crime under the sun.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

stanning a rich powerful white failson is never not cringe. I've been assuming every single person who does so is at near lethal levels of irony-poisoning.

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Only person who said this (way back when the laptop got out) that I can think of is probably liz from trueanon.

I don't think people are fawning over hunter. Its just funny how bleak it is to have a coke addled guy do money deals to sap assets from ukraine.