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Bending OSHA rules a little too far (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 48 points 5 months ago

Funeral companies after inventing workplace accidents:

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I call BS. That guy is wearing his PPE. I'm looking for the one who takes the guard off his angle grinder and only uses safety squints.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

Could be a situation of "never do this" but he had to do it a little like lock out tag but he skipped a step to be just a little faster

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it wasn't an instant kill, dude had time to put stuff on like someone confessing/converting just before dying, tried to sneak it in at the last second

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

Well that's even worse. That's like putting a condom on after you nut.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That motherfucker cut my lock out tag out off and plugged the cooler back in. Then it ONCE AGAIN caught on fire! Did you think I was kidding?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I wondered why this was censored and the original said "F***", asterisks and all. Was this edit really needed?

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Here's the original, albeit with some douchebag's branding:

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, didn't find that one! Just one that was asterisked out. The edit makes more sense, then.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Haha, that's hilarious. I don't know why it was edited by the time I found it.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gosh darn, fudging hole.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Language!

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

Is the meme that he didn't want to swear in front of jesus

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Darn.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This reminds me, is there an OSHA memes/examples instance I can subscribe to?

[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My favorite to hold you over until you find it.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

♥️♥️♥️

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I briefly searched (albeit not very hard) before posting it here this morning. I didn't see one.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks, neither did I. I notice neither of us is volunteering to run it, but if someone did I would subscribe.