I do enjoy a good cotton bath.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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This whole room is just bizarre. The (desk? Vanity? Sink?) right next to the tub with barely room to pull the chair out that will get wet if you exit the wrong direction, a mirror at a height to show you lips and up, oddly sharp looking tub edges, what looks like a cross between an old timey phone and a spigot with too many pipes, a staged bath with only one visible rug, and it’s probably just me but man do I hate frosted glass as privacy for bathrooms.
Lol sitting in that chair, in front of that mirror, most people would be lucky to see the top of their heads
Not to mention, for a vanity, that mirror is really far away hah basically saying, “youre ugly. You don’t even want to see yourself.”
Shot, can you even call that frosted glass? I can make out and count each individual tile on the front walkway lol this place has got to be some sick joke
The tub is a really weird shape too. Why?
The window is frosted, but if that mannequin ever comes to life, the neighbours will be treated to a suggestive silhouette.
Lol you can never use that bathroom after dark. Everyone that walks by will be able to tell exactly what you’re doing.
The sex doll is cringe but that bathroom is nice tho
Do you really think so? I don’t like it at all!
I really dislike it
Looks like it came straight out of 2007
Idk why it's giving big "grandma's bathroom" energy.
My guess would be the inside of that tub is stained/broken and this is an attempt to hide it.
"Honey, we talked about this. You've got to stop giving me the silent treatment. It's the same with your mum an dad. It's going to destroy us."
Is it staging or could their bathroom just be like that? It's not a weird thing to do - one Festive period I left and inflatable doll wearing a Santa hat in a bath outside my front door. It was a definite talking point until Mary disappeared mysteriously on New Year's Eve. I like to think someone woke up on New Year's Day with a shocking hangover and some serious questions about what the hell they got up to the previous night.
As delightful as Mary sounds (and I hope she and her NYE buddy are happy together!) I definitely think it’s weird - assuming you don’t live in a university town. Funny weird, but weird. The fact that Mary was in your garden and was dressed festively makes it less slightly less strange - everyone has a different approach to Christmas decorations after all. But putting an inflatable doll in a bathtub full of cotton wool so you could take photos to entice people to buy this house… SO fucking weird!
Relatively weird.
All the new-found responsibility from around Christmastime probably just caught up with her, and she had to get out of there
As long as she's happy, wherever she is.
Is...is that a Real Doll? Did they stage a sensual bubble bath for a sex doll?
My sheltered mind didn’t consider it was a sex doll and not a mannequin 🫣
Oh my sweet summer child
No, it's Kim Cattrall.
"I FEEEEeeeeel FanTAAAAAAstiiiic"
Unless that's a Muscat, I've never seen wine that colour....
Yeah they probably didn't want to waste real wine so they got some sort of tea or other soft drink.
I was implying urine btw
Got my attention and I think it looks like a nice bath. Boring isn't always better Imo.
I promise you can be interesting without putting a sex doll in a bathtub of cotton wool.