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[–] Elektrotechnik@lemmy.world 120 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why isn't Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic ("funding secured") and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

[–] quantum_mechanic@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

[–] nude@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

[–] Khalic@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

He’s busy waging a war on trans

There’s a great punchline about boys hidden somewhere in there.

[–] YMS@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

[–] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NEXT: Hideo Kojima makes a VR Game that realistically simulates what would be to rescue the Titan, however no player managed to succeed yet, as their submersible also gets stuck in the middle of deep sea, thus also prompting a rescue operation.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

[–] Hopps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It really is

[–] JASN_DE@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But the real question is: is it steered by a Steam Controller?

[–] figaro@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"Great, now that we're close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm"

They are doomed.

[–] FleaCatcher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Steam Deck. Linux. They will need to Bing the correct magic for GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT, /etc/default/grub, in order to get rid of spurious interrupts.

[–] JanoRis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won't pass 3

[–] neokabuto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

[–] WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder what controller his sub uses

[–] WhatASave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hey the steam controller was kind of a flop but I got one when they went on closeout at like $5 and it's actually pretty sweet. Very niche but definitely unique.

[–] agitatedpotato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They're making a new one and calling it the "Steam Quarter-Deck"

[–] ConditionOverload@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

[–] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Are you ready for a miracle?

[–] nero@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

[–] dustojnikhummer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please tell me this site is a joke

[–] anakaine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This site is not a joke, and nor is the headline.

[–] dustojnikhummer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, /c/nottheonion? We really need that

You ain't kidding, that sub his GabeNs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor

[–] Ech@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What happened to James Cameron's stuff?

[–] Airazz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Deepsea Challenger isn't operational. It's a decade old and in a museum right now.

[–] Linebeck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It belongs in a museum!

[–] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Perhaps he still could ask those Na'vi to lend some help, you know?

[–] walderan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

~James Cameron

[–] Zinc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] scrux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This thing would be useless in the search effort

[–] Evehn@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this is a headline I would never have expected in 2023.

[–] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it's actually really safe! It's controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don't pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

[–] Calcharger@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I'm sure there are more.

[–] crankin@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

It's true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic's depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

[–] Colt420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just don't expect him to make a 3rd submarine guys

[–] dukes00@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

And it's also named after GOU Limiting Factor from Iain M. Banks The Culture series!

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