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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 196 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.

I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass 😭

[–] Jenkinsass@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It doesn't say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people's to keep it fresh.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Buy my healing stone for 10.000$

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 135 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as "AI Answers."

[–] variants@possumpat.io 96 points 4 months ago

OK we'll remove the label next update for your convenience

[–] Toes@ani.social 99 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That's a lot of pee to drink, I'll need donations

Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you'll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Start a youtube channel. You'll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

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[–] Einstein@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I swear, I can't tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem with AI isn't that it's not smart enough. The problem is it's trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 4 months ago (4 children)

2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!

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[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

And that's definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP's image.

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[–] bquintb@midwest.social 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

WIN AT DRINKING

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ok cool, just wanted to check I was doing it right.

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[–] bec@lemmy.ml 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think

[–] db2@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's happening organically anyway.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?

[–] 520@kbin.social 9 points 4 months ago

Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I'm with ya lol

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, I drink my own piss. It's sterile, and I like the taste.

[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (7 children)

JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that's a myth

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm sure it isn't, I'm just quoting Dodgeball haha

https://youtu.be/w6YnnCH2uwY

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

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[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it's not on the edge of being useful someone didn't engineer hard enough.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not necessarily wrong, but not the big explaining factor here I think. The technological challenges behind aligning ML models with factual reality aren't solved, so it's not an engineering decision. It's more that AI is remarkably easy to market as being more capable than it is

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Chug πŸ‘ Soda πŸ‘ And πŸ‘ Piss

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones....

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

AI-mandated watersports

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it makes sense:

https://urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones/

Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.

We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family

Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok but what about the drinking urine part?

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Op is probably going through hell right now...

[–] Shurimal@kbin.social 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.

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[–] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Always said sprite was the elixir of life

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