this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 136 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That looks like a soulless corporate HQ

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It looks like I need to send my engineer into it for a science based objective. Bro actually lives there.

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[–] MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

You’re not wrong

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 99 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the lab you need to use to research nuclear weapons.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 47 points 6 months ago

Requires 750 minerals 1000 energy and three industrial age buildings

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 95 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I love that design. That comparison just makes it better, those games had a big part in my childhood.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like it as a building, but not as a home. I’d absolutely launch my mech suit from there but I wouldn’t necessarily want to curl up in my pajamas with my dog there

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 13 points 6 months ago

Yeah this is a fantastic building for the robotics complex at a university.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 16 points 6 months ago

You could be Tony Stark or some super villain in that house for sure.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

People hate on Bieber but I love his ridiculous tastes—I’ve always wanted a fully chrome car and this hideous but kinda beautiful building absolutely looks like something from SimCity 2000.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

I’d wololo that bad boy in an instant. Sunlight levels at maximum!

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Justin Bieber confirmed Command and Conquer nerd.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

If it had a stone facade instead of the sleek gray I'd be all over it.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 73 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Game is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

And it came out in 2000 NOT 1999 🙄🙄🙄

[–] deezbutts@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

Ya people should put some respect on that name

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[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

New construction option... available

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Construction complete... building

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago

Unable to comply... building in progress

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

You must construct additional pylons.
I mean silos! Silos needed!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Oligarchic ballistic missile launch mansion

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago

Kirov reporting

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

"I'm escaping to the last place that wasn't infested by Justin Beiber fans: Space!"

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

From God to Kane to Seth.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago

Initiating chronobieber in 3... 2.. 1..

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

SimCity 2000 landmark.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Proof that you can have money and not be classy

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, the majority of people with lots of money that live in my city have the least classy houses. It's either some soulless concrete corpo block or some gaudy thing with roman pillars in front of the entrance. That's the shit they don't show you on GQ lol

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Why tho?! Can't they hire people with good taste to tell them this is shit?! oh well... i guess if I had bilions I wouldn't care about pesants opinions either

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

My parents live on a street where all the local footballers/celebs like to live. Without exception, they buy these beautiful ~£1,000,000 old houses, demolish them and replace with some nasty gaudy affront to architecture that absolutely screams new money. Almost all have those pillars...

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

It looks like a blitzball stadium from FF X.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 6 months ago

95% of the walls in that thing are not flat.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 months ago

Salad spinner house

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

F me imagine working 3rd shift and trying to get some sleep in that house.

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

RA2 was from 2000 but otherwise accurate.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 12 points 6 months ago

What happens if you pixelate his DUI records?

Papers, please.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

Thats a cross between a nano age Cyber Laboratory and Temple from Empire Earth (2001)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 8 points 6 months ago

Isn’t that where Big Head lived in Silicon Valley?

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Looks like and old bank....

[–] SecretPancake@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago

I was thinking Sim City 2000

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That game isn't the real Scorched Earth

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Scorched Earth was DOPE

eat napalm, person-down-from-hill!

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
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