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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No shit.

Now I can piss myself and people think I'm rich instead of a messy drunk.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No shit.

That will be their next hit.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure they'll be able to incorporate that.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.

I don't think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.

[–] McLoud@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Thank you for sharing you are very brave.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry! It's a story about shit, and not a shitty one

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Coming off a couple month heroin bender.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’ll do it, I suppose

Thanks for sharing!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

More like

Thanks for sharting!

[–] Grobmobularb@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.

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[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Calicocutpants are in Stock again?

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You gotta give

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

You hit me in the cup

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss

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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin

[–] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

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[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I actually just pissed on my trousers.

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