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[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.