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[–] KbinItTogether@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once accidentally thought a girl in my class put her hand up for a high-five but was very confused when I put my hand up to give her one. I died on the inside. It was death by cringe I tell you.

[–] Lt_Worf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yeeeeerrrrrrrrrr OUTTAHERE!

[–] style99@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically, you could die and be recovered. I'm not sure why they'd want to know about something so specific, though.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Who wouldn't want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That's what I would do.

[–] HR_Pufnstuf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yes, actually. A few times, no joke. I just had the quick help of those around me to make sure I didn't stay dead.

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Its to catch people who are just clicking yes on everything.

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

There's an ongoing medical study I've been participating in for the last several years. Each year, the questionnaire asks all kinds of crazy questions like if I've ever died or ever been shot in the head, among others. If one is actually unsure, perhaps the answer is actually "yes" lol

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Reminded me of this

I got better...

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Akuma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Answer "no". Next question: "would you like to have one?"

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can only wish

[–] NeverDaunted@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ensuring no ghosts are taking their surveys.