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A nine-year-old boy from Derbyshire has screeched his way to victory at the European championships of a gull impersonation competition.

Cooper Wallace, a gull enthusiast from Chesterfield, competed in the fourth European gull screeching championship in Belgium on Sunday.

Taking to the stage in a full gull costume, his uncannily accurate impression scored him 92 points out of 100, leading him to first place in the junior category.

As part of his act he lunged at a large cone of chips held by his sister Shelby.

“My school friends thought it was annoying at first. But not now. I did it,” Cooper told the Times. “I just wanted to make the noise to remember I got pecked by one. But I like seagulls.”

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Jan Seys, a marine biologist who was president of the judging panel, said Cooper “managed to include several call types in his performance and each of them resembled a real seagull call in a most impressive way”.

“We pay attention to timbre, rhythm as well as variation,” he said, adding that the birds have a “repertoire of sounds” for different occasions.

“The gull caller who can capture this variation well, and demonstrate it as truthfully as possible, wins,” he said.

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It was the first time a UK contestant had participated in the competition, which took place in the Belgian coastal resort of De Panne and aims to reduce “friction between seagulls and humans”.

The organisers said “scientific observation” was required to recreate their noise accurately and people who took the time to observe the creatures “will start caring for them”.