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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What would you tell someone in 2024 to completely change their life for the better?

[–] Pietson@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Probably the best answer in this thread, still a bit if a gamble. I certainly would have a hard time answering that for a person from 1024.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget to specify with soap and to do it after bathroom visits and before meals, otherwise they'll just wash their hands once per month and use dirt to wash with.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

And specifically before they try any "surgery"

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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Don't let anyone explore overseas to the west (if talking to a white person).

Don't trust white people (if talking to just about anyone else).

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[–] radiant_bloom@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The fact there is a human person to ask anything to is answer enough for me.

[–] CopernicusQwark@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Who said the person was human?

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Can u give me a offline copy of the current state of wikepedia.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sure! Here's a 100PB thumb drive.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully the usb standard hasn't updated too much.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

USB-C PDcl2-𝕪ℙⓔʞɔɒds̷̬͑̉́̍̇̀̑̈́̇͊̄̊̑p̵̛̭̗̓̓̽̈́̿͋̂́̈́̎̔̔̋̓͑͜ä̸͚̥̼̼́͑̊̾̅̈́̌̈̎͡͝͡c̸͈͍͈͖̾͌̂̊̀͒͂̀̍́͝ḛ̵̪͔̭͖͔̯̑̔̓͗͜͝ͅ

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Specifically all the medical stuff, like all the generic formulas that extend my life

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[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 28 points 7 months ago

Is 3024 the year of Linux on desktop?

[–] sntx@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What would you tell a direct ancestor of yourself, living in the year 2024?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This is it. You don't always know what you need to to know.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How long did it take to overthrow humanity, dear robot overlord?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hold up, it's getting mighty undemocratic here

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago
[–] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

shut up i wasnt asking your 2024 ass

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What dangerous substances were unknowingly used by people in the past millennium?

(Like radium, lead, asbestos, etc. seems for us now)

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Waldowal@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Dude, it was wood. Stay the fuck away from wood!"

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 14 points 7 months ago

Who from our time do people remember?

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 14 points 7 months ago

What do your history books say happened around 2030?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do we survive our current nonsense, or does it just get worse from here?

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[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Will half life 3 be worth the wait?

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Actually in 2999 Gabe Newell's consciousness uploaded to the Steam Cloud decreed that 3s were now illegal. The year is legally 2999 Episode 24.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

How do you exist, considering the current state of our world?

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

How many thousands, or millions, survived the 21st century's Great Filter?

( I'd want to know the proper expectations )

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] strawberry@kbin.run 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

okay but honestly it would be super interesting to see how humans have changed over those thousand years

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

1000 years is too little for big evolutionary changes in a species that reproduces as slowly as us. So unless they went full cyborg or generic engineering the changes won't be very big.

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[–] b3an@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

How do we stop climate change for real? Or, how do we reverse the plastic pollution problem?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is Calculon actually a good actor?

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[–] flei@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

How is the price of BTC in 3024 relevant to you, you won't live to see 3024 and reap the potential rewards.

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[–] credo@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

How can I fix it?

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How can I build a cryogenic human chiller so I can fuck around 100 years from now lmfao

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[–] Haus@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tell me, in detail, about Trump's death and how MAGA disintegrated.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Greetings! I am from the year 1024, can you tell me, in detail, about the death of Basil II Porphyrogenitus and how the Fatimid Caliphate will rise again?

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd want to know what their favorite meal is. 1000 years would likely have a lot of culinary, agriculture, and food production changes. Maybe everyone eats cubes of flavored yeast.

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