this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2024
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[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 173 points 7 months ago

This is honestly so disrespectful. He said it was between you and him, and here you are spreading it around on the internet.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Even worse when you realize that movie scenes often have to be shot dozens of times.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"DO ONE MORE TAKE"

"Sir, I think the last one was good"

"Yeah, we're definitely using it, I just wanna see another dog die!"

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I hope nobody thinks thats a real quote.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what do you mean that's not real? He said that! It's his Name below the Quote!

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the /s so this is your real opinion.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

Look closely: they didn't put their name under the comment so it's not their real opinion nor a quote from them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh darn. I wanted it to be real cuz I was already speculating what would cause someone to say something like that out of the blue without context and without being asked

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah if it isn't explicit then somebody somewhere will take it at face value. Especially if they're foreign and have no idea who Owen Wilson is.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 21 points 7 months ago

Man knows his craft.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 20 points 7 months ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I used to like this dude until I read that he has a young daughter, proven by dna, from an ex girlfriend, and he never even met the little girl just because he is angry with his ex. Asshole. Hope people do think this is real

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

This puts a new soon on Marley & Me

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

[–] Dupree878@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I can watch children be bombed all day, but if the dog dies in a movie I’m gonna a be really sad and upset

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Method acting

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Owen hasn't seen anatomy of a fall.