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Samuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Abuse is terrible, but if it's going to happen it couldn't happen to a more deserving cunt than this guy.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io -2 points 8 months ago

cunt

Uh oh, that's another flag!