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Just got off work today and as I walking towards my truck I saw a bunch of crud on top of and the back of my truck. "What the hell is that?" Upon closer inspection I realized it was bread crumbs. I'm pretty sure somebody was trying to lure birds to shit on my truck.

In my experience in the last couple of months, most people love my truck, but if the internet has taught me anything is that there really are haters out there and I just ran into my first one. Luckily birds hadn't had time to find the crumbs yet and they all blew off by the time I got home, but that could have been bad.

I can't believe somebody took the time to do that, unfortunately I had sentry off because it drains so much battery and 99% of time it's just somebody staring or taking a picture, but I think I'll start leaving it on again.

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe somebody took the time to do that

I don't think throwing breadcrumbs at a car takes any serious amount of time

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I threw an egg on a Tesla (not a cybertruck) once because they were blocking my parking spot by just... sitting in the alley right in front of and fully blocking the parking behind my building. No blinkers no nothing. I guess they didn't want to find parking for any of the nearby stores so they chose to block my entire alley instead.

I was bringing back groceries. The 4th trip all the way around my building with my groceries was when I had the eggs. I threw one at it. It cost me literally zero time because I was already walking by it wasting time taking grocery trips all the way around my building.

This is what I imagine happened here too. I didn't go out of my way to egg a Tesla it was just in my fucking way illegally parked and I happened to have eggs in my hands.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I agree entirely because the shittiest car drivers, and I assume all Cybertruck owners are that, are nigh-solipsistic in their approach to life.