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promise you'll stop getting a circumcision? What? like it's an ongoing decision like smoking cigarettes?
People on Lemmy don't get jokes
I mean if your joke needs explanation it sucks
I found it really good, it’s just that not everyone will get it. Now you know! :)
Please just explain it; I'm dumb
You don't snip a bit after every celebration?
When the Chiefs won the Superbowl, I got a lil circumcision to celebrate.
What? Taylor Swift getting laid wasn't enough of a celebration for you? You had to go and cut off your penis foreskin too?
Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?
Every Taylor Swift album drop?
Celebrate with a lil circumcision too.
It is a trope that this how a partner responds to seeing self harm scars. But this isn't a self harm scar it's a circumcision scar.
I also heard it's an action movie trope where the love interest touches MC's scars then asks him to stop killing or some shit. But this one is horny and vague.
Honestly I think the OP is trying to tell us that husband was telling his wife, every time they have a baby boy, please stop giving consent to the doctors to circumcise every new baby boy.
I think it's related to scars from cutting yourself. You can get addicted to that. The joke being that the partner confuses the two types of scars
That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it's kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.
I get one every Tuesday