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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 7 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, the Beekreeper escapes the scene unnoticed and prepares to summon its apian horde elsewhere.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Shoutout to the absolutely fantastic pen&paper RPG "Heart" in which one of the classes is the Deep Apiarist. Including the ability to have the bees crawling through your body that doubles as their hive animate it while you sleep, allowing you more active hours a day.