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Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws — The Shovel
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Okay guys be honest for a second with me here do you think his hair transplant was like the single most effective thing he's done for his own public image? I think it might be. If you look at the before and after pictures that motherfucker is super bald at a young age, but just deluded enough to not have shaven his head. If you look at him now and sort of at his height in public good will with teslas and what have you, bang, full head of hair. Did it give him more confidence to spiral from a minor silicon valley douche into a full turbodouche? Or did it just masquerade the true baldness of the soul with which he is plagued? I dunno. Nobody holds any good sentiments about jeff bezos, and that man looks like a shorter lex luthor. I mean everyone also things zuck is a lizard man or a robot or whatever, and he has hair I guess, but I dunno.
Am I reading too much into his former baldness?
All I know is that I wish I could afford as good of a hair transplant as he or Gordon Ramsay have. I guess I could afford one once, but if it keeps falling out then it's just going to look even worse after the transplant. I think you need the money to get follow-up transplants for the rest of your life, and I'd rather spend that money on life experiences, hobbies, or retirement.
I mean there's always potentially rogaine and a bunch of other products that are supposed to help prevent hair loss, but I don't really know whether or not they work very well, or would work for a hair transplant.
I dunno, I do think wigs are kind of underrated. I've seen cosplayers with all kinds of crazy styled anime wigs. Most middle aged white guys in a mid life kind of aesthetic grapple might either shave their head bald and try to grow out a really long beard, and wear like, reflective oakleys or pit vipers or whatever, and then the richer ones can just afford to get a hair transplant in turkey or mexico or whatever. Me personally, I think that the sick goku wig is a better approach.
Unfortunately none of those have worked for me. I haven't tried finesteride, but the risks outweigh the rewards for me, so I won't be trying it.
Just go the Bill Bailey route, brother. Got to have a likeable rocking personality too, though.
Ha! Thankfully my hair isn't even close to that far gone... yet. Hopefully it never gets to that point. I was thinking about growing it out and letting it go crazy like Jack Nicholson, but my wife was very clear that I'm not Jack Nicholson and she does not want me to do that.
I don't know why men try. An older man with a full head of hair is a bit creepy.
What about guys who just naturally have full hair?
I still think it's a bit creepy. But my dad and other male family members started going bald early, so it's what I'm used to.
I think it's attractive.
Well at least there's one person who likes it! You and Marisa Tomei from that old Seinfeld episode.