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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon factory resets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"No Hetero" 🤣

Made me laugh way too hard.

I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.