I mean… dunno about you, but I look my best with that sweet patina of sweat glistening on my forehead, a drop of drool meandering towards my chin, and a hot load in my drawers.

I may not remember some nights, but I rest easy knowing that I’m a damn fine lookin drunk. Too much booze also makes me smell amazing.

Oh, and I’m a great drunk cook too. You can absolutely trust me with that knife.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that how you got the nickname Half-Pinky-Shit-Pants-Low-Blood-Drunk-Ass-Sally? I always wondered what the subtle inside joke was

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

Nah, I got that nickname from my preacher one Sunday after church.

[–] mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Getting black out together

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 17 points 6 months ago

Some of my fondest memories and best bonding experiences are from getting horrendously drunk with somebody. I'm not sure if it's safe for dating because you need to trust the other person to be a decent human being while drunk, but most people are.

If it's just the two of you, or you and strangers you'll never meet again, you'll end up with a better bond from this shared experience, because neither person comes off worse than the other if you're both black out.

Also of course it's not a cute idea? The post is clearly humourous.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago

God yeah lemme hold her hair while she yaks up dinner