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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They took my friggin kidney!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Charlie... Candy mountain charlie...

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 16 points 5 months ago

We're on a bridge, Charlie!