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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

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[–] Soku@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I kept going back in confusion. There's the microwave and sink - no stove or flat-top or anything. There's the shower. What's behind the door nº 2? The depth of that space is maybe 70 cm, the standard depth of the kitchen furniture is 60 cm and the shower is a bit deeper, it seems. The width seems about the same. If that's a toilet, you wouldn't be able to close the door after yourself. There's no wardrobe in that room, only that small dresser. If there's a cupboard, what's the pooping situation? Waffle stomp day and night? Is that a toilet with a rod for coat hangers above?

Washing machine available? What does that mean? The choice between mini fridge or washing machine? Preserve food or wear clean clothes, make your choice!

[–] snaprails 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m assuming the cupboard next to the shower contains the khazi, with the throne facing the shower. You’d be able to sit, at a suitable straining angle but unless you’re short standing for a piss is going to be a problem. I guess the washing machine is in a communal area somewhere in the building.

[–] Aggravationstation 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Possible that the toilet is shared, as it is in most of this landlord's other properties.

[–] exanime@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

What??? Not even a private toilet???