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Women Explain Why They Became Tradwives (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by BmeBenji@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

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[–] Aggravationstation 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm a first year apprentice. I'll be fully qualified when I'm 40. If I start contracting after that I could earn some pretty crazy money. Might start looking for a mail order Mrs then, you never know.

[–] whoreticulture@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

that's so creepy dude 😬

[–] Aggravationstation 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was also a joke pardner 🤠

[–] whoreticulture@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a creepy joke! Don't make it!

[–] Aggravationstation 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Think I'll do what I like Chief. Might even go that route out of spite. Good ol' fashioned spite wife

[–] whoreticulture@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Do what you will but everyone is going to call you creepy, because you are.