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[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean like southern states banning books because they are "offensive"?

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Ironically, the christian Bible is one of the most offensive books there is

[–] bort@feddit.de 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

because of all the socialist propaganda in it?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

and the massive jizzing donkey dicks

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They're actually mens dicks the size of donkeys. Be accurate my dude.

[–] MetaSynapse@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The size of donkeys dicks, or the size of whole donkeys?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Dick so long you like why it ain't dirty? But it ain't, it ain't.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

So that is why my late grandma was Christian!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And the abortions, and the child killing

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Abortion instructions*. The Bible tells you how to force your wife to have an abortion if she cheats on you.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you know where? I don't doubt you, I just wanna see this lmao

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I have never (before) read a single word of that bible, but may I bestow this upvote upon you for so casually and precisely bringing the requested reference.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's the Bible, my dude. That shit is bat shit insane if you read it cover to cover.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait till you hear about the guy who fled Sodom with his two daughters who then got him heavily drunk and raped him because they though god wanted them to.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Its because he was wearing a short toga, so he was asking for it

[–] themelm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

And the incest and rape and all the foreskin stealing.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 7 months ago

Oh, we don't believe God's word in those parts.

[–] Fudoshin 1 points 7 months ago