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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was as white as I am

[–] B0rax@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.

He let me go with a warning

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As white as driven snow

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Whiter, even

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Neon white.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bet it wasn't.