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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.

edit: typo

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How is this different from a straight guy trying to seduce a lesbian?

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Call me crazy, but I think it was just a joke continuing along the lines of OPs "I'm not picky" joke, on a shitpost community, not a serious request to be OP's partner.

Like if I commented "eh if you're fine being less picky, I, Dave, can be your girlfriend", would I really be a weirdo sex pest like you're making out? Or would I just be someone having a joke on the internet?

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's fair, but there's also the context of some very aggressive "I can unstraighten you" peeps on the fediverse. Mostly femboys and trans women. They're all over blahaj.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i mean the idea that most people are straight is made up by modern society, why would modern people suddenly be ramrod straight when historically it's all been rather wishy-washy?

same goes for the idea that almost everyone fits into a perfect male/female binary, when historically it's been much more nuanced than that and many many cultures very clearly had more categories than that.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Aww

You're like those poor Nation of Islam bastards who think Jesus and Mohammed were black. Desperately need to think that historically, you were the norm.

Just embrace being different.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago

i'm a straight white guy lol

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Definitely possible, but why would someone post a picture of themselves as the punchline? Out of millions of pictures they could have found online?

And yes, I reverse Google searched it and it was original lmao. I've put way too much effort into this

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I mean, why not? If they already have the picture on their phone anyway, or are lying down wearing them, it's probably more convenient than using somebody else's

I definitely don't think the person was genuinely propositioning OP.

I find it much more likely that they were messing around, same as everybody else here, and somebody took it seriously and got offended at the joke, as sometimes happens.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.

[–] subwoofer@lemmy.gockandgum.party 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro we are in a shitposting community

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

And it's still cringe

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

just below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They are pretty good at hiding in my area.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what distro of Linux do you use?

Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium