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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

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[–] Fungah@lemmy.world -2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

TIM YOU NEED TO GET THIS TRAIN BELOE 100 KPH OR I WONT BE ABLE TO VLOSE ITS AORTAL VALVE. FO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING TRAIN TO BLEED OUT, MAN? NOW YOU GO GRAB THAT FUCKING ENGINEER AND TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH UNLESS HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO THIS TRAIN'S WIFE AND TRAIN CHILDREN THAT HE MURDERED THE MOST IMPORTANT TRAIN IN THEIR TRAIN LIVES HE WILL SLOW. THIS. FUCKING. THING. DOWN. GO, TIM GO!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

DAMNIT JIM, I’M AN ENGINEER, NOT A DOCTOR!