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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are not in 3D

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's not in 3D?

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The porn only plays on a flat screen. It doesn't support 180 or 360 degree video.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that's what I don't get. Vr porn videos are a thing, so the only way this could be an issue would be if apple isn't allowing any 3rd party media apps and doesn't support playing vr videos on their default app. Which is really, really weird for a vr headset

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 points 9 months ago

Maybe it is weird but Apple is master of limiting users' choice.

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's almost like apple just takes established products and adds a ton of DRM to them until they are unusable for a large amount of the uses the original product had.