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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think getting that amount of crystals will be that difficult. A quick Go Fund Me, should be more than sufficient.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or just move to an Oklahoma trailer park. Everyone makes crystals round these parts

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A time machine that runs on meth? I guess that's a lot cheaper than a time machine that runs on cocaine.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's called cocaine and it only takes you to the future.