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[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 120 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 103 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Unless the profession is porn lol

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 21 points 9 months ago

I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable

Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn't the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it's probably the best gift that he could've gotten.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Depends on the profession...

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The oldest profession disagrees

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Depends on the profession...

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

Labeling that as unprofessional is kind of arbitrary, which was basically my point.

Although sex is something as natural, normal and common as eating, sleeping, shitting, having hair and whatever, some religious people a long time ago felt like this was something that needed to be tabooed, which I find stupid, because it has led and still leads to a lot of problems.

I'm glad that this started to change, but still, having some harmless sex toys on display shouldn't catch so much attention imo.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm sure the calls of 'neckbeard' and 'incel' would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.

[–] GhostFence@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Oh they'd be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

Which would be equally stupid.

Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Can I get a "fuck puritans"?

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I'll go with "this one is awkward for everyone". If it were a casual podcast, sure, who gives a shit, but on a serious interview? Weird.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just chuckled. That people are focusing in on the background for what is a "serious interview," that in itself is weird. I'd be focused on the interview, regardless.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

On a shelf though? Doesn't dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It only collects dust if it sits around for a while. If it's on the bookshelf, it's probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

saves time keeping your dildo next to your smut literature