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[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Pan-sear your burritos shut.

[–] Chestnut@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

He will help c:

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you are still having a hard time, a thin layer of cheese to form a crust seal never fails

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

At work we just lick one edge of the tortilla like an envelope before we serve it

[–] Chestnut@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Cheese in the seam or cheese in pan and burrito on top?

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I am lactose intolerant and I approve this message.

[–] Tinks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the type of burrito and ingredients. For breakfast burritos I put cream cheese in them, and then smear a bit on the inside seam and it works well to glue it shut. For a texmex style burrito you could use a bit of refried beans, or sour cream. If you're wearing your burrito you can just sprinkle a bit of shredded cheese of any kind in the seam and when the cheese melts it'll hold it closed.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If I'm wearing the burrito, I'll usually just hold it shut!

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

Now you have a chimmichanga.